EATS: Dairy Queen! Retard as a Blizzard.

A popular Dairy Queen item is the Blizzard, which is soft-serve mechanically blended with mix-in ingredients such as sundae toppings and/or pieces of cookies, brownies, or candy. In its simplest term, we call it the Upside Down Soft Serve.  

DQ claims: It must be served upside down or else it's free.

DQ has the most decadent chocolate treats worth obsessing over.

So the usual scenario is:

We walk inside the DQ store, this time in Eastwood as they have an alfresco area.

Two blizzards please.

Snickers for him.

Reese's Peanut Butter Cup for her.

Order arrives.

Turn it upside down!

Ugh.

No luck.

When will they ever fall down?

The only way they fall down is through our grumbling tummies.

The final bonus?

Brain freeze.

Who says, only 7/11's Slurpee has that?

Pardon these retards.

Blame it on the Blizzards.

in ♥ you have every right to be a RETARD.
 

DISCLAIMER:  RETARD described above is someone who acts like an idiot..someone who gets high and acts like a straight up jackass..or gets drunk and acts like a moron..basically if you can read this, you are NOT A RETARD.